The Cow is an American expat living in Dalian, China. The Cow is a mutant, literate ruminant. Or she’s a 30 something, college educated mother of multiple cats who happens to be fat and white and moving to a country where nobody is either. Whichever tickles your fancy. She’s a bookivore with a penchant for cupcakes and adventures and is still mastering the squatty potty system.
Home of Personal Responsibility The jokes about a Nanny State in the UK have been around for a while, and grumbles about having to take too much time legislating things that should fall under personal responsibility are gaining speed in the United States as well. But I’m not even sure the term “lawsuit waiting to happe... Wed, 21 Mar 2012 08:14:09
Cow, bringing all the best customs to China So far, I can’t really claim myself as a Great American Emissary. Mostly I’ve tried to explain holidays, poorly, introduce new foods, poorly, and been dumbfounded by language questions, thoroughly.
But I did bring one great American tradition to China. Pillow fighting.
Of course this was... Sat, 03 Mar 2012 14:27:07
Beerfest Dalian is host to a massive beer festival each year. Since there are no accurate words to convey how utterly batshit crazy this event is, I shall just share some photos.
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Bu xihuan. You learn the phrase for ‘don’t want’ pretty quickly here. In fact, we picked it up before arriving! Here’s a short series of things I have not wanted recently…
Incense mixed with duck gizzards…
Ham intestines. First, I was unaware ham had intestines. Second, int... Wed, 22 Feb 2012 12:11:18
You wouldn?t download a car? I think the RIAA should be fully humbled by the internet response to their epic stupid ad against piracy, but in case they weren’t humiliated enough, let me present:
Things China Would Download
Every movie. Ever.
Every licensed character.
Every brand name item.
Hell, forget every brand name... Tue, 21 Feb 2012 03:44:20